Friday, January 23, 2009

The Angel Awards (The Strawberries)


John “Chest King”--Most Vigorous Penetration/Mother’s Vocation: Prostitute

Pedro “Tri-Tip”—-Yes We Can! Dive for Loose Balls Award

Drew “Kool-Aid”--Elder Statesman

Curley “Curley”-—Music and Choreography

"Pistol" Pete--“We should have beat those guys!”Post-Hoc Optimism Award

Bob “12-Gauge”—Party Planner

“Original Ben”—Best Dressed

Ben “FNG”-—Hired Gun

Josh “Brad Pitt”—Best Eyes and Clubhouse Cancer

Jeff “Happy Ending”—The Missing Ingredient

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