Q: How did the SF Itos game go last night?
WMR: Golly,we put up 100 points and won by 245.
Q: How is it possible that you won by more points than you scored?
WMR: By closing loopholes.
Q: Such as....
WMR: (pause) The Itos love freedom, if you will.
Q: What were the keys to the win?
WMR: I credit myself and my binder full of Itos. Curley never got completely shoved around and dominated by a large dufous. Adam smoked no layups.
Q: But if you look at the transcript of the ga-
WMR: (interupts) Golly, I er... gee wilikers.
Q: Is it true that you have plans to move the Itos to China where player salaries are lower, and rename them the Kunming Fruity Fruits of Auspiciousness?
WMR: No. (pause) Yes. (pause) No. (pause) Of course. (pause) What was the question?
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Team captain, Pistolito "Pete" Franklefunkle said of the team's new spokesman: "Sure, he's a slimy little turd with the integrity of a puss blister, but his capacity for revisionist history and creativity with the facts is right in line with our team's interweb branding philosophy."
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