Itos Hire New Spokesman

As part of Los Strawberito's community service of hiring troubled community members facing unemployment, the team has hired a new spokesman: Willard Mitt Romney. Here is his first interview on behalf of the team:

Q: How did the SF Itos game go last night?

WMR: Golly,we put up 100 points and won by 245.

Q: How is it possible that you won by more points than you scored?

WMR: By closing loopholes.

Q: Such as....

WMR: (pause) The Itos love freedom, if you will.

Q: What were the keys to the win?

WMR: I credit myself and my binder full of Itos. Curley never got completely shoved around and dominated by a large dufous. Adam smoked no layups.

Q: But if you look at the transcript of the ga-

WMR: (interupts) Golly, I er... gee wilikers.

Q: Is it true that you have plans to move the Itos to China where player salaries are lower, and rename them the Kunming Fruity Fruits of Auspiciousness? 

WMR: No. (pause) Yes. (pause) No. (pause) Of course. (pause) What was the question?