Fantasy League

balls off head- 4 pts
technical foul- 10 pts
goading other team into technical foul- 12 pts
white-nate-style running 3: negative 5 pts
but if it goes in: 15 pts
game winning shot: 20 pts
diving onto floor (in game or bar): 5 pts
extraordinary uniform innovation: 1-3 pts
making BOTH freethrows: 2 pts
blocked shot: 3 pts
Into stands: 13 points
blood: 6pts
Ball off head during warm-ups: 700 billion points
And 1: 10 points
hit the free throw: 20 points
Bank shot: 5 points
Botched layup: negative 5 points
Self-takedown: 10 points
Sky hook: 10 points
Sky hook from half court: 20 points
Attempting an alley-oop at any time: 10 points
Completing an alley-oop (yes, layups clearly count): 20 points
Encouraging butt patt: 1 point (as long as you don't squeeze...yes, I'm looking at you, Riccobono)
Call Mom a whore: 10 points
Kick ball to next court: 10 points
Trophy theft: 100 points
Write song: 50 points
Black Nate Snort: 10 points
Say "Nay": 2 points
Network diagram: 12.5 points
Reply all: 1 point

Draft picks
Curley-Pedro
John-Original Ben
Pedro-Bob
Original Ben-Pete
Drew-John