Officers

Ben
Frequently takes balls off the forehead

Drew
Half-mann, Half-Amazing

John
You called my mother a whore?

Josh
Better looking than Brad Pitt, really

Curley
STRAW-STRAW BER-BER ITOS!

Pete
Nobody fucks with the Frankeltron

Bob
Bleeds Carolina blue and Strawberry red, which makes purple

Pedro
Try the Brazilian tri-tip, it's delicious

Jeff )
The one, the only: "Happy Ending"